Pajama Forest

My three wishes would be for
1 – infinity more wishes
2 – infinity more wishes even
3 – 10 million bucks in the bank

ok, your first 2 are granted. Infinity is an undefined number, much like 0, so you get no extra wishes. For your third, there is $10m in the bank, but it’s not yours. Enjoy!

1. I wish for whirled peas!

2. I wish for a million male deer!

3. I wish for the return of the dodo!

I’m awesome a wish making!

Maybe it’s a dad thing, because mine did that all of the time too.

1. I wish that my third wish gets granted.
2. I wish I had a 3 lifetime supply of icecream sandwiches.
3. I wish that my first wish wasn’t granted.

I love making djinnies explode with logic. :P

@Nick haven’t you ever seen Aladdin? the first rule is that you can’t wish for more wishes, but nice try :D

@HiddenTarget hah! that’s exactly what the mischievous genie would do isn’t it?

@Acey niice. I’d like to have a pet dodo I think. I did a report on them a while back, they seem super cool and friendly.

@Shandy the 2nd genie rule is no creating paradoxes. That wasn’t in Aladdin (kids don’t know what a paradox is anyway), but it’s a rule! Wish #2 is quite a good one though :D

awwww im a bit late but lol

1) To be the wisest person on the planet not by any changes to anyone else but only to myself without any negative effects.
I’ll decide the next two AFTER the first one is fulfilled.

>..<
Three things?
1. Power to read minds
2. Can draw anything
3. That I was pretty.

1.I wish that I could kill a man jt be thinking of it

2.I wish I could have the power+all of the gained powers of sylar

3.I wish that I was granted to give the ability to make wishes to myself,NOT A GENIE

1. I’d wish that I was Batman.

I would not need my other wishes because I would be the “***** Batman.”

@Eli you’re not late, just in time!

@Baughbe niiiice

@Deadly Elixir Not bad, but the ambiguity could be your downfall. Power to read *and understand* minds, or can draw anything *well* or that you *are currently* pretty might be a better wish. You know, just in case your genie is a smart alec.

@XKCD hey, big fan of your work ;) I *wish* randall munroe would stop by my webcomic =
your #3 is maybe the best one yet! Nice loophole to the “can’t wish for more wishes” rule

@Adam heh, not a bad wish…

I was homeschooled and actually gave quite a bit of thought to this question…
1) I wish that anyone that I designate, from the time they are granted to me until the day I die, will enjoy the benefits of the following two wishes.
2)I wish to be a Jedi master with all that that entails. Namely, complete mastery of the Force and the knowledge and materials necessary to build and maintain a lightsaber.
3) I wish for the interstellar spacecraft of my choice and the knowledge and materials to repair it and an unlimited fuel supply (what good is a spacecraft if it can’t fly?)

1) To be made into a sandwich.

1. I would be the most amazing singer in the world
2. Everyone would be able to poop skittles
3. Reese Whitherspoon would be my best friend

LOL
>.<

now im late T^T <—– Sad

My full wasn’t shown ;_;
I said before my wishes that my dad does the same thing to me, any time i say, “Can you make me a-” the reply is always “Proof, you’re a -” XP

Wish 1. To have the power to undo people flies with my mind
Wish 2. The power to charge my phone using only a phone charger
Wish 3. $3.50 to buy a sausage roll.

I’d wish for a lawyer to make sure I don’t get bamboozled by their tricky ways.

@Jean very…unique list?
@Christopher Awesome! very practical :D
@kth77 or you could BE a lawyer?

i hope Ed is nowhere near the giant talking sandwich…

also i would wish for 1)eternal life without getting older, 2)telekinesis, and 3)the ability to effectively communicate with all forms of life.
i thought about wishing for a lifetime supply of mint chocolate chip ice cream but coupled with wish 1 i think that would kill the universe and i like the universe too much to do that.

I’m making an addendum!
2) To be eaten
3) To be delicious

(I mean those are obviously the things all sandwiches wish for!)

1) Mind control, because that’d be an awesome superpower.
2) A bottle of sake that never becomes empty
and 3) a personal assistant, because my younger brother is in another state now and i can’t be expected to take care of myself haha

First thing I’d wish for would be for me to have a better imagination. I’d probably take a while to think up the second wish. If you write down everything you want in a book and then go “I wish everything I’ve written in this book were true”, that only counts as one wish, right?

1- I wish for the force
2- I wish for a crowbar
3- I wish for an HEV suit
Yeah, I’m a Valve and Lucasarts fan. Sue me

1. imortality
2. unlimited tacos
3. 22.6 trilloin dollars

1. Ability to have exact change in legal and currently used currency in my pocked whatever I was paying.
2. Ability to (safe and enjoyable) dimension traveling.
3. That Santa would be real.

lol at #2:D

#1? very practical. Nicely done.

Santa IS real. O_O

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1. Enough money to pay bills for the next, oh I don’t know, 50+ years

2. A car. Doesn’t matter how nice it is, it just has to run well.

3. Our own house. >_<

Hahahaha! I am reading these backwards and just came across this one, it makes the second sammich strip even funnier to me now…
Great site Evan, found it via SU.

1. chocobos
2. lighting sword
3 .duke nukem forever ( i think djin would die, heraing this one)

you cant wish for something metaphysical, like more wishes or love.
id wish for :
1- always have the exact amount of money needed whenever i put my hand in my pocket.
2- the power to instantaneously make people go away when i want, (not dead, just move away)
3- the Genies absolute freedom under the condition that he does not harm me or affect my previous 2 wishes.
HAHA! try and find some wiggle room in THAT!

1.) you no longer have pockets and/or hands. :D
2.) they only go away *temporarily* muahahaha!
3.) genie gives you a wedgie >:D

1. i’d with to be able to play any instroment better than anyone if i so choose.
2. i wish i could answer any question correctly if i wanted to
3. i wish i had magic powers to do anything i wanted with in everyday life with no nasty side effects to myself or anyone/anything else

XD hows that

and i think nick has been watching too much X files… and if so… or even if not… i think i have now

I wish that people were free–that the only people in prison or whatever were people that had actually harmed another person through their own malice (not stealing to eat or whatever). No dictatorships, or democratically-enforced dictatorish laws (I’ll _force_ you to buy health insurance! That’s the ethical thing to do!).

That’s all three of my wishes. I could start out with the first two eliminating undesirable side effects or future undoing by later unscrupulous wishers or whatever I guess.

1. Wish I could meet my girlfriend IRL. (There’s about 5 states separating us. >->)
2. Wish that the “No wishing for more wishes” rule didn’t exist.
3. Wish for MOAR WISHES.

1. to be able to telaport to any place i have seen.
2. to be able to telaport others to any place i’ve been,
3. to be able to have a “Hive Mind” with all my friends. XD

1. Wish that the rule about wishing for more wishes doesn’t apply to me.
2. Wish for 1 million more wishes.
3. Uh…wish for another million wishes!

Yeah, Imma cheater. XD

1. I wish I already learned Japanese.
2. I wish I had a lifetime supply of Yupi Gummy Candies (Gummy Bears)
3. I wish I had 1 million wishes, aaand 10 billion on my room on a tiny chest which people will think a pencilcase XD
^^ CHEATER!

1st wish would be for 100 more lamps containing genies.
and after 99 lamps of wishing for Pegasus and other mythical creatures to be my friends then I would repeat the process. Also throwing in a lot of the wishes you guys wrote… I want it all and I don’t break the Genie code of asking for more wishes I just ask for more genies…