I have a bad habit of attracting crazy girls. And I’m not talking girls who I simply label as crazy I’m talking stalkers and stuff like that. I am a magnet for the psycho girls.
Pat
@ DJ I attracted a pretty crazy stalker girl for a while (almost a year) and it really sucks.
Can’t believe I’ve forgot about the site for a few days last week, but now I’m caught up on everything and you’re still doing a great job Evan!
Shay
No, this isn’t crazy. This is called: Do you have the balls to still approach me though I rejected you. :P
Mark
Is the first panel supposed to say not this time? cuz it says not this Tims…. theres nobody named tim in the strip?
http://pajamaforest.com evandiaz
@ DJ I’ve had me a stalker before too, fun stuff >.<
@Pat Welcome back! Missed you. :D
@Shay yeah, there are all different kinds of crazy I suppose.
@Mar Thanks! I fixed it.
Mark
YAY!!!! I’M HELPING!!!!!!!
http://www.sofawars.com Sir Sniper
On the other hand, crazy girls make one heck of a “how I met your mother” story.
DreadCaptainShandy
…That is, if you can stand her long enough to have a kid with her.
also, I like August’s expression in the last panel. “wait…WHAt??”
http://www.pointe-east.com John K
that’s one way to do it I guess.
http://eqcomics.com D. Long
Here’s hoping August doesn’t wake up at the bottom of a well in the girl’s basement…
DJ
The horrible thing is they start out seeming normal and then BAM calling you at 3am and crying to your mother about how they love you.
I’ve had
1 Stalker
2 Girls who thought they were magical/related to Voldemort
2 girls who made up lies about their past.
I AM NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR THIS AMOUNT OF CRAZY! I fear for my future.
5purpleMonkeys
That sounds like an intense relationship with girls you have there, Dj. I’ve only seen that in movies.
http://pajamaforest.com evandiaz
@mark way to be a pal :D
@Sir Sniper exactly!
@Capt. also true…
@DLong naaaaaahh. but maaybe…
@DJ if #2 is true, that’s both awesome and horrible.
DJ
@5purple
It’s not intense it’s scary!
@Evan- One girl was in like junior high. She was CONVINCEDshe was voldemorts daughter. It was also the reason she broke up with me.
and the second one just claimed she had superpowers and knew someone who time traveled. She is also one of the two who made up lies about her past such as her family being on the run and them all suffering from some horrible disease and dating a prince.
http://pajamaforest.com evandiaz
@DJ That’s Awesome! I woulda had so much fun with that…played along, see how far they would have taken it :D
DJ
@Evan
I think they both were fully convinced it was true though! I played along for a while with the second one but the first one it just started appearing slowly.
alex
@DJ
appeared slowly? like “oh btw I’m voldemort’s daughter”
what?
DJ
@alex
No it was like. She would say stuff that made me raise an eyebrow like “I should so put a spell on them!” and stuff like that. Stuff that I pretty much thought of as joking around and than one day she said something about voldemort being her dad and I of course thought it was a joke and laughed. A week or so later she said it again and I said something along the lines “you’ve made that joke once silly” and she blew up at me calling me insensitive and a bunch of other stuff.
The main reason for so much more crazy in my life then normal peoples is that most normal people live in one or two places when they are going through school. I’m 17 and the count right now is 18 (not counting the numerous houses before the age of 5 and not counting minor moves in which I didn’t change school districts if I were to include those it would be 21(still not including pre 5 years old)
Mark
@ DJ I kinda know how u feel, im deployed with these to guys, one thinks hes a vampire and the other thinks hes a werewolf. Im not making that up, the army’s standards really are that low…
DJ
Oh man! Don’t get me started on vampires. I knew this one girl online for a long time who said she was a “psychic vampire” which to me means “I don’t like the taste of blood but I love the style of clothing” but…how does someone think they’re a werewolf? I mean I can understand people with canine like habits (I have a bad habit of growling at people and sniffing the air while trying to find someone (funnily enough I find people faster while doing that) but I am by no means a werewolf or anything. Just weird!) but how can someone think they are a werewolf? Wouldn’t that disappear after the 1st full moon where they didn’t transform?
TaraBear
Crazy girls rock – or so my boyfriend says. :D
darkgryffon
well you could look at it in the old style ^^ as in you have no idea what happened just know that you have no clothes XD
darkgryffon
ok thats…..serrriously messed up and i should know ~_~ im fine with the occult sorta thing ya know? but if you start using names from like harry potter and * your right, thats a little much in my opinion. it says they love the series/and or the style of that sorta thing a little to much….like girls with twilight XD no offence im just a hater when it comes to twilight